
Out serving one evening, I came across a little chihuahua who thought he was a pit bull. You know the type... short redneck that drives a big 'ole truck so he can actually look down on people for once, and has major issues about it.
I'm thinking it was around 7:30pm and dusk was settling in... I pulled up to the house next door, and began walking up to the Defendant's house. As I walked up the driveway, two men are facing the open garage grilling hamburgers. The man on the left, a short male in his later twenties weighing in a a buck-twenty, and the male on the left, an older male weighing in around 325 lbs. I approached with a friendly greeting, to which I received the same... I then asked if the Defendant was available, to which I received a "NO" and the two men just turned around and continued grilling. I inquired once again if the Defendant lived there, and once again received a "NO" response. I asked the "little man" for his name or for some I.D., and explained that I was a Process Server and had legal documents for the Defendant. He then got all puffed up and said that he didn't have to show me shit. I explained to him that if he was unable to provide me with identification, that I would end up serving him with the papers because refusal usually means a positive I.D. The older man started to tell me who "he" was, and the little man yelled at him and told him he didn't have to tell me anything. At this time the little man told me to get off his property and to not come back. I said OK and began walking down the driveway towards my vehicle.
As I walked towards my vehicle, the neighbor on the left pulled into his driveway, so I walked towards his vehicle to see if the Defendant lived at that address and to see if he knew the identity of the little man. As I began to talk to the neighbor, the little man then starts yelling at the neighbor and telling him that he doesn't have to talk to me. I ask the neighbor while the little man is still yelling at him and he just looks wide-eyed and not wanting to get involved and says that he doesn't know and just stands there. All the while, little man is also taunting me to come back on to his property, standing right inside the grass that separated his yard from the neighbor's driveway. I stopped and looked a this guy as he yelled and screamed at me to come back over that line because he wanted to "talk" to me. I just looked him square in the eye, said "How stupid do you think I am? This isn't my first rodeo", shook my head and just walked to my vehicle. I began to drive off, did a u-turn and began to drive past him as I was leaving I slowed down to write down the license plate of the vehicle in the drive, then headed on my merry way while he was still yelling and screaming waving his B-B-Q tool.
I could have stayed and squashed little man like a bug, or even argued with him... but why? I was obviously not going to get anywhere with the guy. Let the attorney do a skip trace and check the plates on the car and go from there.
Apparently little man just has little man syndrome because the attorney did do a skip trace, found another address for the Defendant, and oddly enough I served him at the new address which was directly across the street from someone else I had served one week earlier. Glad my instincts kept me from drop serving the little man. Crazy little Chihuahua!
MD

